A: The bassoon burns longer.
Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: No one cries when you cut up an oboe.
Q: How do you get two flutes to play in tune?
A: Tell one to stop playing.
{Disclaimer: apologies to all double-reed-players. These are from Sparky's band teacher. By the way I played flute in band for 7 years.}
Urban Word for today:
gullible: The only word that is not in the dictionary. Go look.
You should go check Webster's to see if they've figured out how to define "gullible" yet.
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