Thursday, November 15, 2007

More email

I got this from my brother-in-law Reg this week. Read carefully:

July 8th, 1947, and its significance in our time

Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico. This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US. Air Force and the federal government.

However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, and Rush Limbaugh were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
This goes along with my Wyoming relatives' saying about that great state: "Wyoming: where men are men, and sheep are nervous."

We have a whole sheep-joke repertoire in my family.


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