In lieu of one word...

...I give you a whole post about why living, breathing translators are still necessary:

When I was in Italy I noticed an interesting sign on the door of our hotel. It said something like "When you leave, please make sure the door is sluice." I don't have a photo so you'll have to trust me.

chiusa is the feminine form of chiuso "closed", but la chiusa also means "sluice". Enter la porta è chiusa (the door is closed) in babelfish and it returns "the door is sluice." So it's a machine translation error.

Hi, Molly. {mwahhhh}