Because Eddie Izzard is peeking around the picture frame at me whenever I check my station.
And because the first song this morning is Ugly Kid Joe's I Hate Everything About You. (a.k.a. The Song That Helped Me Survive PsychoBoss, especially "Some say I've got a bad attitude, but that don't change the way I feel about you, and if you think this might be bringing me down, look again 'cause I ain't wearing no frown!")
Forward I go, into the books.
[Also, happy 88th (yesterday), Dad.]