Pronounsheayshun

Weather: 29 degrees (feels like 29): sunny, when the clouds dissipate
Listening to: The Best of Elvis Costello (just finished "Everyday I Write the Book")
Where am I? Still at work

I've been pondering a post, but then I thought I'd just ask the great web before writing.

What word(s) are regularly mispronounced and it makes you crazy-nuts when you hear them?

Little kid talk doesn't count, like when you were 3 and couldn't say "Uncle Claude" and ended up with "Uncaw Cod." Not, by the way, that I have or even know an Uncle Claude.

I can easily come up with three, one of which makes me SCREAM, but I'm wondering what others are out there. If mine don't come up, I'll post them.