Mail call

This just arrived for me in the mail (snail variety):

A card selling bookdrops (these very ones).

As if the person in charge of cataloging (that'd be me)....

a) cares
b) knows anything
c) has purchasing power

...about this particular library budget item.

Right.

They're very shiny, though, aren't they? And some of them have "snorkel openings," which almost makes it worthwhile after all.