How do you find me?

• todd sheets chiropracter (separate dates, separate entries; don’t know this guy)
• subsurvient chicken tv (I think I’m out of the loop here)
• does wearing stockings nylons increase a woman's sex drive (huh??—no, quite the reverse IMHO)
• "refgrunt" –lowlights (why no lowlights? But I guess I haven’t had any… )
• sinus headace (spellcheck anyone?)
• ma*ssge st paul (that typo is getting me in trouble—btw, St. Paul probably wasn’t really into m*a*s*sages…) [edited by siteowner]
• Sweet dreams in spanish (twice)
• Sweet dreams malaysia
• sweet dreams are made of these, who had a mind to disagree (NNNN---wrong!)
• why am i the girl you wanna spend the rest of your life with (I’m probably not, and neither are you)
• preggo & denmark (on a Danish search engine)
• “texas hold'em"+"manchester NH" (never been to the latter—bet there was a tourney there though)
• voyerism…(lern tu spel!)
• WWW.TEN FACTS ABOUT SAKI'S LIFE AND WORK.COM (CAPS LOCK off and get real, idiot)
• Seamus Hainey (er, it’s “Heaney” folks…although points given for using Google in Spanish)
• Ouray hat & t-shirt combo (would like to get hold of this…)
• woman migraine scam poker (what a weird combination--who is scamming? the women? is the migraine the scam or the poker??)
• "crappy things" tactless ex boyfriend (uh, no)
• visualizing setting of the lost boy by Dave pelzer (hmmm another case of “I dunno how to do research…”)
• "Sandra Lockett" milwaukee (oops, see what happens when you mention former profs?)
• “my longest fingernail" (…is very short)
• pix[search terms deleted] tuck tape (DucT tape, pervert...—does your mother know what you’re doing online??)
• Caps "it's a good day" (nope, my cap isn’t that sweet)
• garage + organized + conn's (nope nope nope—wrong person entirely!)
• teen dating Sunday School lesson (huh)
• weight site:http://lrtshouse.blo (fascinating)
• "was skinny" site:blogspot.com (what is all this about??)
• lawyer candy mold gift boxes (I need to smoke whatever this person is smoking)
• bill murray's son's name baseball player (huh??)
• souvenir and gift shop - advertisement poster – philippines (more Spanish searching)

The moral is: Typos are funny.

As The Beast says, stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Have a great weekend. I get to eat lunch with the slightly wacky part of my family (of origin) tomorrow and work on Saturday.