I hate kids...

...especially pre-adolescent twerps who don't cheer for my (of course) ab-fab son during spelling bees. I really want to kill some of them. Well, one would be fine too, but I'd have a hard time deciding which one. I think I'm co-dependent.

Incidentally, he came in second. Lost because he missed on "harpy" and "polychrome." Grrr, made the same mistake on harpy as he did the other night: '-ie' instead of '-y'. But he got "auditorium" right... Noogie-brain. ;-)

He really is a great kid; the great rumbling in the audience didn't seem to bother him at all. Even when they hoorahed at his misspelling. He makes me proud.