...is escorting a friend to prom.
She's a junior so she wants to go but couldn't finagle a 'date' (i.e., scheme her way into getting a guy to ask her, so props to her). She Fb'd Sparky last night and asked if he was willing. [Cuz she has to get tickets tomorrow]
They'll have fun. He's like the official fallback position for several girls he knows.
I'm amused. Now we have to figure out this tux thing...