"Traffic and Weather" - Fountains of Wayne
You don't really want to mess with me tonight
Just stop and take a second
I was fine before you walked into my life
Cause you know it's over
Before it began
Keep your drink just give me the money
It's just you and your hand tonight
You know who you are
High fivin, talking shit, but you're going home alone, arentcha?
"U + Ur Hand" - Pink
He went to his father to ask his advice
His father said: "Son, I have to say no,
The girl is your sister, but your mama don't know"
"Shame And Scandal (in The Family)" - Madness
Those are just the highlights. I'm giggling. All day.