If ONE MORE stupid-bloodyidiotic thing goes wrong today, or gets changed, or gets dumped on me to solve, or is forgotten by me or anyone else, or just generally fucks itself over...
If ANYfuckingTHING happens, I swear by everything I believe in that I will be done. Cooked. Finished.
My head will explode.
The camel's back will break.
The shit will fully hit the fan.
And I will NOT be responsible for my actions at that point.