George Carlin is my hero

"Filthy Words"

The big one, the word f*ck that's the one that hangs them up the most. Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect.

It's a great word, f*ck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. F*ck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? A little something for everyone. F*ck. Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am F*CK. F*CK OF THE MOUNTAIN. Tune in again next week to F*CK OF THE MOUNTAIN.

It's an interesting word too, cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word f*ck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, f*ck. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to f*ck, yeh, we're going to f*ck, yeh, we're going to make love. W're really going to f*ck, yeah, we're going to make love. Right? And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. Right? You finally can't make out. Oh, f*ck you man. I said, f*ck you. Stupid f*ck. F*ck you and everybody that looks like you. Man.

It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word f*ck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Mad f*ckers still on the loose. Stop me before I f*ck again. F*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll f*ck that engine again.

My apologies for the swearing, but it just fits today.