I took my blood pressure today, on The Beast's machine.
It was 108/65.
Hello? Yes, I am alive. Obviously, this is not where my stress shows up.
But it does explain the dizzy moments over the past month or so. Not that I'm going to complain anymore; I know people who would kill for either of those numbers in exchange for either of their numbers.
I'll only complain from now on when I get so dizzy I fall down, ok?