Jewels in the dust

Sometimes, while cleaning, you find something that makes the dust and annoyance worthwhile.

Here's a note, in the boss's handwriting:

World Security --

Please call police

2131

before you leave!

Thanks.

The idea of the rather Orwellian-sounding World Security--whoever they are--calling our police force is laughable.

Anyway. I'm keeping the note with the Gone Fishin' sign and the Leave Me Alone hat.