I just had to do this:
| Abortion?: | It's my body, I get to decide. |
| Death Penalty?: | Nope. We make too many mistakes to take a chance on killing the people unjustly. |
| Prostitution?: | Legalize and tax it. And publish customer lists. |
| Alcohol?: | The companies should be using more of their profits to support abuse and health programs. |
| Marijuana?: | Oh, just legalize it already! |
| Other drugs?: | Will it kill me the first time I use it? No? Then legalize it and tax the hell out of it. |
| Gay marriage?: | Yes. I stay out of people's bedrooms. None of my business. |
| Illegal immigrants?: | They're here. Their kids are here. They probably aren't going back to stay. Deal with it. |
| Smoking?: | Ick. But see above re alcohol. |
| Drunk driving?: | I like the idea of breathalyzers in cars. |
| Cloning?: | Hmm, bioethics committee question. Yes, but read House of the Scorpion. |
| Racism?: | I'd like to say it's a non-issue for me. But I'm probably wrong. |
| Premarital sex?: | See Gay Marriage above, especially none of my business. |
| Religion?: | Mine is mainline Christianity, but I'm not about shoving it down your throat. And I've got some serious issues with some of the creeds. |
| The war in Iraq?: | Boo. Hiss. And now we're stuck there, I'm afraid. |
| Bush?: | BOO. HISS. [and repeat ad infinitum] |
| Downloading music?: | I don't do it. People shouldn't do it instead of buying, but they will. |
| The legal drinking age?: | 18 |
| P[o]rn?: | It would probably go away if we had a healthier attitude about our bodies. But NO KIDS! |
| Suicide?: | Dr. Kevorkian should not be in prison. There needs to be a way to legalize it for people who think through the whole situation. |
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