Then there are days like today, when nearly all the searches over the past week have been ... weird:
- new catalogue for winter clothes women's for shopping for now 2006+2007 [I'm not on any of the first five search pages for this in Yahoo; someone really dug down on this one!]
- Theme paper and Tim O'Brien and In the Lake of the Woods [also not in the top 100 Yahoo hits for this]
- sneezing (at Technorati) [allergies pay, I guess]
- "0nly a sl!p" [in my wedding anniversary post...]
- women femin [one of millions found in the Google Blogsearch]
- vendeta crete [typos suck]
- "guide to the occult" and "beverly cleary" [yeah, they didn't go together in the original post either--that was the joke]
- if i never get to heaven-javier embeddable music [huh?]
- I kow this much is true [again I say, typos suck]
- lyrics for sparky-let it shine [randomness]
- erk roberts birth card [randomness, but much funny!]
- is ot ok for a pregnant women to go to a funeral? (from ask.com) [uhm, yeah...]
- lyrics to "if you're goin through hell" [good song]
- "and forgiveness be your silent secret gift" [from that blessings site]
- w.....a [city] sensu*l couple -p0rn -d*t!ng -esc0rt [pretty sure you won't find this on my blog]
- when your going threw hell keep on moving down slow down if your scared dont show it you might get out before the devil even knows your there lyrics [spelling! and quotes!]
- He@dsh0ps Denver [this was a common search early in my blogging career, and now it's baaaack]
- p....'s p!zzer!a [our favorite]
- alone with chelsea Eurhythmics [not one of theirs I know]
- "Michael Fassbender" [mmmm....]
- "keeping love alive" cassette [still in our catalog, lucky us]
- brain adams "wherever you go whatever you do" text lyrics [spelling!]
- measuring for flooring (Blogger's Blog Search) [go to Home Depot; they'll help you]
- GIL'S ALL FRIGHT DINER by Les Martinez [fun book]
- who sings "if you're goin through hell.." [no clue, actually]
- cheap minnetonkas [yes, I got me some--two pair in fact]
- Rusesabagina pronunciation [your guess: as good as mine]
- nurs uwm blog weight c...g [not sure about 'nurs' but the rest are all scattered throughout blog entries]
- library patrons suck (Google Blog Search) [yeah, sometimes they do]
- is it true 36 mafia worship satin [well, I doubt it, no matter how you spell it]
- "it's just that kind of day" lyrics [no clue on this one either]
- TWO searches that found a photo of my bookshelves, one in German, one in English, within 30 minutes of each other...weird]
- bridal shower card sayings for christian women [because Christian women are different...we all know that...]
- snappy comebacks and quick wit [yep, all about me]
- aaron elkins blog [no, not here; but I love his books]
- spelling of queen's english anemia [are you British or American? It matters]
- my nested pyrex bowls
- this much is true lyrics [not here...]
- this much is true [nor the book either]
- benedryl and dreams [I have no dreams when I take Benadryl--I just sleep]
- how much to pay pastor for wedding [judging by my wedding, I'd be the wrong person to ask]
- is dragonology a real study [yeah, you can major in it too]
- cute christian sayings [insert eyeroll]
- floor scraping [I did it in MS, but I'm not a professional]
- country music lyrics "going on a diet" [well, they sing about everything else, don't they?]
- what to do about hateful coworkers [guns are right out of the question--quitting works, though; so does intense therapy]
- define slang corset piercing [weirdest thing I've ever seen anyone do to themselves...or anyway right up there on the list]
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