"Gotcha Day"

For all the adoptive parents out there, here's a way to celebrate your introduction to your child.

It's not, as I first thought when I say the phrase, the Day Your Co-Workers Gang Up On You--which isn't today, for me, by the way.

But segueing to that subject...sometimes people insist on shooting off their own nose to spite their face. Some manage to do so at 8:10 a.m., in a staff meeting, with the head of Human Resources for the City in attendance, taking notes. So, here's a bitch-slap to (guess who?) C.T., twice, for being STOO-PID.