Deep and meaningful...or not

I was trying to come up with something of the former, but I'm beat and practically asleep on my feet. So you're getting this instead:

You said your birthday is 11 / 12 / 1963
which means you are 41 years old and about:

37 years 5 months younger than Andy Griffith, age 79 ---- [he's only 79?]
33 years 11 months younger than Dick Clark, age 75 ---- [he's only 75??]
32 years 8 months younger than Leonard Nimoy, age 74 ---- [I thought he was younger!]
30 years 7 months younger than Carol Burnett, age 72 ---- [holey moley...72??]
27 years 9 months younger than Alan Alda, age 69 ---- [that can't be right either]
26 years 4 months younger than Bill Cosby, age 68
21 years 0 months younger than Linda Evans, age 62
18 years 9 months younger than Tom Selleck, age 60 ---- [I thought he was closer to my age]
15 years 10 months younger than Ted Danson, age 57
13 years 6 months younger than Jay Leno, age 55 ---- [I wish he were closer to retirement!]
9 years 9 months younger than Oprah Winfrey, age 51
8 years 9 months younger than Kelsey Grammer, age 50
5 years 6 months younger than Drew Carey, age 47
2 years 5 months younger than Michael J. Fox, age 44
1 year 0 months older than Calista Flockhart, age 40 ---- [same birthday? hmmmm]
5 years 3 months older than Jennifer Aniston, age 36
9 years 1 month older than Alyssa Milano, age 32
14 years 0 months older than Colin Hanks, age 27 ---- [this is Tom's little brother, right?]
19 years 9 months older than Mila Kunis, age 22 --- [ok, who?]
27 years 7 months older than Madylin Sweeten, age 14 ---- [ditto]

and that you were:

2 years old at the time the first Star Trek episode was televised --- [but I didn't see them till I was about 12]
7 years old when All in the Family was first shown ---- [but we weren't allowed to watch that show in my house]
8 years old at the time the TV series M*A*S*H began ---- [and I think we watched every week for the next 9 years!]
11 years old when Saturday Night Live first aired ---- [which I never watched till I was in college]
14 years old when CBS introduced Dallas ---- [yeeeisssshh]
17 years old during the first airing of Hill Street Blues ---- [man, I loved this show]
18 years old at the time the first Cheers episode was televised
22 years old when L.A. Law was first aired on TV
23 years old at the time the series Married with Children began --- [right about the time I got married....]
26 years old when Seinfeld was first televised --- [that long ago?]
27 years old in the month Home Improvement began ---- [ditto]
30 years old at the time the TV series Friends began ---- [loved the first season, never really got into it after that]
32 years old when Everybody Loves Raymond first aired ---- [I have never watched an entire episode of this show]
35 years old when Who Wants To Be A Millionaire began in the US ---- [fun show, for about 6 months]

This Age Gauge is from: A Bear Named Boy™ Now I'm feeling old, for real. Going to sleep now.