Hmmm....

Isn't V.C. Andrews dead?

Then how can she be writing a "new" series?? Check the cover sticker... Oh, I get it, she's been trademarked (in very small print next to her name).

Sigh.

I'm going to heat up my potato soup. I need some comfort food at this point.

[hint: V.C. is not my favorite author. Read that with dripping irony, please.]