Hump Day

Wednesday Mind Hump - Week 17

I'm dispensing with the first half...sorry kids. Not good at that on a good day. Which this isn't at this point!

01. If your blog were scratch and sniff, what would it smell like? Books, with a healthy subset of ink and dust. Sunflower seeds and Dr. Pepper and a large helping of Smarties (not the British kind--just give me the sugar, folks).

02. Which horror movie monster are you most like and why?I don't watch horror movies...so I'll stick with the old classics. Frankenstein's monster, based on lack of verbal skills, especially when I get really upset.

03. If you were being sold in a Walmart, which department would you be in and what exactly would you be? Would you be on sale?Hardware. Probably a power tool...a router? A circular saw? Yes, but not marked down too much. [actually, come to think of it, if I were a power tool, I'd be a Black and Decker, so I wouldn't be at Wal-Mart at all!]

04. Earth, Wind, Fire and Water. Which element would you be. What form of that element would you be and why? Earth. Mountains--because it takes a lot to wear them down, and because they are intractable and permanent. And capricious.

05. What sitcom character (past or present) do you think you are most like and why? Gilligan. Maybe Urkel (although I never actually watched that show). Maybe Buckwheat... Because falling flat on my face is my most common activity.